I have to learn another language. Czech, that is, since that's the language spoken where I'm headed. But based on the rather relaxed 2 years of language I had in high school (from which I remember maybe 6 phrases and a few nouns and verbs) and several trips overseas in which I have attempted to learn just a couple of words and phrases, I'm not all that confident in my ability to actually implant foreign words into my brain. They just don't tend to stick there.
In addition to memory issues, there are grammatical issues. Nouns and verbs: ok. But infinitives, cases, objects, perfectives, imperfectives, diacritic symbols... I couldn't tell you what these things are in English! (Ok, some of them I don't think actually exist in English, but still...)
And then Czech words... zmrzl, smrt... how do you pronounce a word that has no vowels?!
I wanted to attempt to learn the letters of the alphabet and what sound they make. But I read through the book loaned to me by a friend and it said, "When you want to pronounce
ř place your top and bottom teeth slightly together, purse your lips and whisper the following words: tri, tri, tri... If this doesn't help, consult a speech therapist." I might need the speech therapist.
Oh, the joys of anticipating what is to come!